Smurf gay

It is not a swear-word replacement but is somet-, usu-, ALL THE SMURFIN' TIME parodied as such.

The Smurfs in all forms of media provide examples of the following tropes:

• Absurdly Ineffective Barricade: In the comic book story "The Smurfs And The Howlibird" (and its Animated Adaptation), a Smurf tries to keep the Howlibird from destroying his house by piling a lot of furniture around his front door, only to realize that the bird destroys the house from above.
• Affirmative Action Girl: Sassette.
• All There in the Manual: An old Smurfs music album released in the early 80's called "Smurfing Sing Song" has a song called "Smurfing Land" which explains the origin of how the Smurfs were created.

  Most of them were closed by the mid-1990s.

  • Canada's Wonderland, Toronto, Canada
  • Carowinds, Charlotte, North Carolina
  • Great America, Santa Clara, California
  • Hanna-Barbera Land, Houston, Texas
  • Kings Dominion, Doswell, Virginia
  • Kings Island, Mason, Ohio
• Dream Island near Moscow, Russia.

• Smurf Paint & Play Workshop for ColecoVision
• Smurf Racer (a.k.a.

  In any language, the translation is a similar and evocating meaningless sound, except for the Italian word 'puffi', which is a word meaning 'debts' in Genoan Dialect; the Turkish word 'Şirin', which means 'cute'; the Hebrew word "dardas" which is made up from the words for thistle and gnome; the Spanish name "pitufo" which derives from "patufet" a character of Catalan folklore; the Catalan name "barrufets" that means "imp" or "fey"; and some few others like "hupikék törpikék" in Hungarian and "pottokiak" in Euskera.

• Jokey Smurf's exploding "surprise packages".
• Overuse of the word smurf, as any part of speech, in the blue guys' conversations.

  Many stories have the dam breaking or threatening to break, like in the Smurfette's initial appearance, where she makes Poet Smurf open the dam out of curiosity. Black Smurfs can infect other Smurfs by biting them. He often saved the day and would often volunteer for dangerous physical tasks.

• *Crack!* "Oh, My Back!": In "Smurphony In 'C'", when Gargamel chases after Harmony after he just put his fellow Smurfs in a death sleep with his turlisiphone (shazala-kazoo in the cartoon version), the evil wizard starts getting pains all over until he ends up collapsing.
• Crippling Overspecialization: The Smurfs whose names are based on their occupations are good at their specific occupations, but have difficulty adapting to situations where other skills may be needed.

  I need to go to sleep.
  Debra Soh: So like, how much—how much time does she have?
  Debra Soh: Hm.
  Joe Rogan: Which is kindof interesting.
  Debra Soh: And they don’t shame her for that?
  Joe Rogan: Well, they can’t!
  Debra Soh: Hahahaha.
  Joe Rogan: ’Cause there’s only one.
  Debra Soh: Yeah.

  The show was produced in the franchise's home country of Belgium.

  Although not strictly Merchandise-Driven, the Smurfs have been featured in just about every category of merchandise: dolls, toys, clothing, books, wristwatches and even foodstuffs such as a breakfast cereal. Also "The Finance Smurf".

• Unusual Euphemism: "Smurf" has been used as such a few times, like that time a Smurf insulted another one for taking his ladder.

  However characters from the Smurfs can be spotted at the Belgian theme park Bobbejaaland and a Smurf Village area is a section at "Motiongate" in Dubai.

• This Is My Side: In Smurf versus Smurf, the village is divided and one enterprising north Smurf paints a line along the middle. Yes again! Thankfully averted in the rest of the show and the live-action movie series, where his relationship to Smurfette is genuinely father to daughter.

  "You could be Mama Smurfette!"^note Smurfette, ironically, is appointed as Mama Smurfette in the comics in a recent album, but because Papa Smurf wanted the Smurfs to learn to respect her, despite her gender.

• Everybody Do the Endless Loop: When the Smurfs are around the camp fire dancing and when the Smurfs are performing with their instruments in the 1981 TV series.
• Everyone Calls Him "Barkeep": None of the Smurfs has a name; they are known by their occupation or most obvious personality trait (Handy Smurf, Clumsy Smurf, etc.).

  At one point, Papa Smurf demands the towel, and the smurf responds, “But Papa Smurf, we will see my smurf!” The word “smurf” is used in the masculine singular in French (“mon schtroumpf”) and very likely means “pénis” or “zizi.” Which means this smurf has a cock and so all the male smurfs have cocks.

  And the next question is, do smurfs even have the concept of gayness?

  So it's two Sisyphean goals in one!

  • Actually, only one Sisyphean goal replaced by another, as the Smurfs in the final season mostly dealt with Gargamel's distant ancestors and not the wizard himself.
• Faked Rip Van Winkle: In an episode, the other Smurfs fool Lazy into thinking he has slept his way into the future where all his fellow Smurfs are now elderly and Papa Smurf has long since passed away.

  (The Smurfs: The Legend of Smurfy Hollow suggests that it's the latter end of that period.)

• Mirror Self: In the Smurfs story "The Hundredth Smurf", Vanity Smurf's mirror is struck by lightning, which brings his reflection to life. But the foundational question is, do smurfs have cocks? However, only one Smurf remains standing to give applause to the speech, saying "Long live King Smurf".
• Battering Ram: Used by the Smurfs in the comic book story "The Fake Smurf" (and its Animated Adaptation).

  His disguise was a total failure and got him a black eye.

• A male Smurf had to dress in drag in order to be a queen when two Smurfs were using their fellow Smurfs to play a game of chess.